iraqlobster:

If I want to cuddle with my dog it will and we will both enjoy it

official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

zuzzolek:

The Walking Dead meme: [11/20] characters

Glenn Rhee

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

AWWW

This is a pirate transmission from District 13, with a message.

cursethegoldfish:

"Free shipping on all orders"

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex