If I want to cuddle with my dog it will and we will both enjoy it
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it
MY ANACONDA DONT
This is a pirate transmission from District 13, with a message.
"Free shipping on all orders"
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"